We probably let Disney get away with more than we should…ya know, merchandise-wise!
Who hasn’t dreamed of owning this?
Over the years, we’ve seen a fair share of souvenirs that were outrageously expensive (the crystal Cinderella Castle model chief among them) or honestly low-key frightening (like the pricey Ewok plush with dead eyes). And now we’ve just come to expect the unexpected when we walk into a Disney World gift shop. But that doesn’t mean we’re going to stop sharing our bizarre merchandise finds with you…especially one we spotted in Magic Kingdom!
In The Emporium at Magic Kingdom, you can now purchase perhaps the ugliest Disney sweater we’ve ever seen. Seriously, what is going ON here?! It’s like they printed a coloring sheet onto a shirt designed to torture you with its itchiness (or at least, it looks that way).
How DARE they
As if not bad enough that the adults should suffer, they’ve brought the kids into this as well! There’s a youth version available for $34.99. Oh, the HUMANITY!
Anyone else’s eyes burn?
We suppose this shirt can serve a purpose though — there’s no earthly way your family could lose you in Disney World if you’re dressed in this. Park security would spot you from a mile away. They could probably look across World Showcase Lagoon and pick you out of a crowd in the American Adventure Pavilion.
We guess it serves a purpose
In all seriousness, you can get the adult version of the shirt for $39.99 in The Emporium, as well as the youth option. And now that we’ve all agreed this is a terrible disaster, it’s time to round up our torches and pitchforks. We ride at dawn! 
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