Everyone remain calm — this might be the most important Disney World update you read about anytime soon.

No, we don’t have any official updates on when the Hatbox Ghost will be coming to Magic Kingdom, and we still don’t officially have an opening date for Tiana’s Bayou Adventure, either. But, what we do have to share is something, much, much more exciting — and devastating. 

Tragedy has befallen EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town again. Yes, again. You might remember the recent biochemical attack or the rowdy crime sprees of updates past. Well, we have another update, and this one is a doozy.

It appears we may have stumbled upon a love story wrought with despair based on what we’re seeing from the people in the photo below. The man appears to be seated on one side of the wall, while the woman has her back to him around the corner. They’re sitting far too closely to one another to be strangers, but then why would two people who know each other sit in such positions? Our only logical thought is that this man refused to get her another Grey Goose Slush from the France Pavilion when she asked for it, so now he’s paying the price. Trust us, girl, we have been there. 

But wait, who is this fellow? Doesn’t look like my man is doing too hot at the moment — perhaps he had one too many Grey Goose Slushes himself? Or is that a tear in his eye? Maybe he’s just doubled over with sadness… sadness over the fact that the woman he truly loves is with another man! Could it be the woman from the last photo? That could have been the reason for the big fight that we’re totally sure happened.

Hang on, now. What is happening here? Is that… a huge, naked baby sitting on a park bench by itself? Our depth perception could be off, but from where we’re standing, that is one giant baby. What is that baby doing all alone? Where are your parents, baby?!!! It looks like that small child nearby may be responsible for Giant Baby, but what do we know?

Or maybe, just maybe, Giant Baby is actually the reason for the troubles in Tiny Train Town. Giant Baby may not actually be a Giant Baby at all, but a very cleverly disguised spy from an enemy Tiny Train Town who is trying to sabotage this village. Remember that “mushroom” we spotted last week? Maybe it was Giant Baby who planted the chemical weapon after all. Either way, we’re going to get to the bottom of this.

For past Tiny Train Town updates, check out the links below:

• Yikes! EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town Was CLOBBERED With Disasters
• EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town Is Rife With Crime Today!
• Things May Have Gotten a Little Rowdy in EPCOT’s German Train Town…

And, stay tuned to DFB for more!

 

When are you heading to EPCOT next? Tell us in the comments!

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