You guys will not believe what I’m about to tell you…they’re back at it AGAIN.
NOT AGAIN!
Okay, if you’ve been around here for a while now, you might believe me when I tell you that the Tiny Train Town residents in EPCOT‘s Germany Pavilion are up to their usual antics of crime, tomfoolery, and malarkey. These guys are EXPERTS at nonsense by now, and as their mayor, it’s my job to keep you in the loop with what’s going on. So let’s dive in!
To start, as I was visiting some of the villagers on my way into town, I spotted Mr. Jones sitting out on his front stoop. At first glance, I thought he had company, and I was planning to say hello. But on further inspection, it seems Mr. Jones has picked up a new hobby — collecting creepy dolls! The two little girls by the front door? Dolls! The lad in the front yard sitting on a suitcase? Doll! The TERRIFYING baby wearing a toupee? A DOLL.
I think we’re going to have to have a town hall meeting about this. It’s going to frighten the local children.
Uhhhh…CREEPY
In less creepy news, there’s a new hot spot in town for gathering and socializing. Forget the train stations, now it’s all about the gazebos! They seem to be particularly popular among young couples and retired women. Maybe I can spearhead a beautification effort so that these can be used as wedding venues. (As you may know, we have QUITE a few weddings scheduled this fall.)
The new town hangout
THIS JUST IN! I interrupt your regularly scheduled news report about doll collecting and social gatherings to report that there has been a MURDER in Tiny Train Town. It has been ages since we’ve had this problem, but the mayor’s office will be launching a full-scale investigation. The victim was found outside the old factory shortly after the crime was committed. Three primary suspects were spotted at the scene of the crime…which one do you think is guilty?!
OH NO!
I approached the town square to see if anyone had witnessed anything suspicious, but they were as clueless as could be. The town was just carrying on with business as usual. Something isn’t right here, you guys, and I’m going to get to the bottom of it!
Town Square
Stay tuned for more updates from the Tiny Train Town. I’m going to solve this crime!
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