Stop what you’re doing! It’s time for a visit to Tiny Train Town.
The town had some changes recently!
This mischeivous little city has had an absolutely WILD couple of weeks. It started with new additions and major changes for the Food & Wine Festival, but when we last stopped by, some of our favorite characters had been stolen! It was a TRAVESTY. So what’s going on right now? Let’s go find out!
After the kidnappings shook the town, I, Madam Mayor, wanted to check and make sure everything was operating as normal. Our train routes are thankfully up and running, which is great news. Those trains keep our itty bitty city in business. In fact, we have a NEW offering…the beverage train!
A train!
The beverage train can deliver barrels of your beverage of choice to various locations around town! This week I spotted it dropping off beer at the wedding chapel. Time to party?! We might want to have one of our police officers on the scene just in case. We know weddings can get WILD in this town.
What’s going on here?
Throughout the many, many updates to the town recently, the mayor’s office has been incredibly busy. I granted my employees a leave of absence to get a little break from the chaos. Everyone say hello to my secretary Denise, who decided to use her vacation to go backpacking with her pet goats! I swear if anyone tries to show back up at the office before next week, I will personally fire you. (For legal reasons, this is a joke. I need you Denise!)
Some suspicious behavior
But the chaos doesn’t rest, even when the mayor’s office is on break! The quicksand is BACK, ladies and gentlemen. We thought we had this problem solved months ago, but a new pocket has sprung up outside the town center. Please be careful of where you step. I’ve advised all citizens to travel in groups and carry their emergency lassoes on them at all times.
I’m watching you guys!
Thanks for tuning in to this week’s updates! We’ll continue to share the nonsense and shenanigans from the tiny town as more happenings take place.
* The anarchy within is mostly created by natural occurrences, like giant squirrels, wind, rain, and relatively godzilla-sized lizards who frequent the town; but we find it fun and entertaining to make up fictional stories about what COULD be happening. We are grateful to the folks who create and maintain this Tiny Train Town for Disney World, as it’s one of our favorite parts of EPCOT and always has been.
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