We like to keep things fresh here at DFB. As an editor here, I’m always on the lookout for exciting new concepts and articles we can write that will bring value to our readers — but I’ll be honest, it isn’t always easy.

And that’s where Title Brainstorms come into the picture! A Title Brainstorm is pretty much exactly what it sounds like: members of the Editorial Team get together and try to come up with interesting titles or constructs that we haven’t necessarily written before, just to keep things interesting and to keep the wheels turning in our brains. During a recent Title Brainstorm, I had the (genius, if I do say so myself) idea to do Mad Libs — and let’s just say the results weren’t exactly what I had planned.

Okay, let me be clear: I knew that trying to come up with titles via Mad Libs was definitely a long shot. If you’ve ever done Mad Libs, you know that they don’t always make sense and things can devolve into chaos pretty quickly. But still, I figured it would be a fun way for us to stretch our title muscles and get creative. The titles we did end up coming up with might not actually work, but we are kind of begging Disney to drop these news stories now — just because they are utterly ridiculous.

Let me set the scene: I asked our Editorial Team for various parts of speech, like adjectives, verbs, “silly words”, numbers, Disney snacks — you get the picture. From there, I plugged their answers into multiple different title constructs, and let’s just say that things got pretty silly, pretty quickly.

But, come on, you can’t deny that these would make some pretty interesting news stories if Disney did decide to let Goofy start serving snacks, for example.

Check out some of our Mad Libs titles below — I’ve bolded the words that we filled in the blanks with!

• REVIEW: The New DOLE Whip at Tomorrowland Is the Juiciest Thing We’ve Ever Tasted!

A juicy DOLE Whip? Say less.

• 17 Must-Try Restaurants You Can’t Miss This Christmas

You know what? This one kind of actually works.

• NEWS: Goofy Now Serving Aquamarine Churros in Tomorrowland

Disney just dropped bright blue churros in Tomorrowland, so this one isn’t that far off, but we welcome being served our favorite snacks by Goofy.

• Are the Tall Beignets Worth $271? We Tried It So You Don’t Have To!

Those must be some really tall beignets to cost that much.

• The Complete Guide to Eating Your Way Through Tomorrowland With a LeFou’s Brew in Hand

Well, first of all, you can’t get LeFou’s Brew in Tomorrowland, and second of all, eating your way through Tomorrowland wouldn’t even take that long!

• BANG! We Danced Gently When We Saw the Tall DOLE Whip!

I actually don’t hate this one either. Catch me dancing gently with my tall DOLE Whip in Magic Kingdom.

• FIRST LOOK: Goofy’s Aquamarine Beignets Will Make Your Nose Do a Happy Dance!

Man, Goofy really likes aquamarine snacks, I guess.

• Why Everyone’s Talking About the Tall Churro (And Whether It’s Worth the Hype)

What if Disney came out with, like, a 6-foot-tall churro? That would certainly be newsworthy.

• We Ranked All 17 Restaurants in Tomorrowland From Juiciest to Worst!

Well, there aren’t 17 restaurants in Tomorrowland, but I am down for ranking things from juiciest to worst.

Don’t expect any of these news stories to come across your feed anytime soon, but honestly, you never know! We’ll be on the lookout for the latest updates from Disney and beyond. In the meantime, make sure you stay tuned to the Disney Food Blog for the latest Disney news and more — and check out our video below on changes coming in 2027!

Which of these stories would you like to see come true? Let us know in the comments below!