If you’re into nonsense, shenanigans, or malarkey, boy do I have a story for you!
Welcome back to Tiny Train Town!
I’m the unofficial official mayor of the Tiny Train Town in EPCOT’s Germany Pavilion, and those little guys who live there get themselves into some serious trouble on the weekly. We love to report on their happenings and share them with our followers, and today I have an all-new update for you!
Starting out our report this week, there was an unfortunate train incident with one of the new dining cars that have begun traversing the town. One such train fell off the tracks after taking a sharp curve. After our investigation, it was determined that every passenger who boarded the train sat on the right side of the car that day. Come on guys, it’s basic physics — you have to balance your weight on either side of the car when you board! *shakes head disapprovingly* Also, what were you guys doing, filling up tables with strangers when there were plenty of empty tables on the opposite side of the car? Do you know no social etiquette at all?! Just like on planes, not everyone wants to spend their entire commute conversing with someone they’ve never met. Tsk, tsk.
Not AGAIN!
Our next order of business is to welcome the town’s newest resident, Doreen! Doreen has just entered retirement after a 40-year career as a secretary at a law office. She moved here from America (it may just be two pavilions away, but it’s a long trek when you’re this tiny) and she’s excited to live a quiet and cozy life with her five cats and three pet geese. Who’s going to tell her that life here isn’t exactly quiet? Nose goes!
Everyone say “Hi Doreen!”
Of course, perhaps the most exciting news we’ve had about our village in a while is that there’s a NEW ICE CREAM STAND. Yep, that’s right! The center of town was once the hub of crime and villainy and now it’s a hub for tasty treats and fun live entertainment. The villagers have been taking well to the new food booths for the Food & Wine Festival, and I know they’re going to be simply delighted by what the holiday season has to offer in the coming months. More sweet treats, perhaps?!
I scream, you scream!
And you know by now as a Disney fan that there’s pretty much NO place in Disney World that goes without construction projects. They seem to touch every corner of the property, and now they’re here in Tiny Train Town, too! I’ve been supervising these guys for a couple of weeks and they haven’t made much progress so far. At this rate, whatever they’re working on is going to take longer to build than TRON Lightcycle / Run.
Construction?!
Thanks for coming along with me to Tiny Train Town! If you’re interested in more fun details in Disney World, check out the video below to see details that people miss during their Disney World visits.
* The anarchy within is mostly created by natural occurrences, like giant squirrels, wind, rain, and relatively godzilla-sized lizards who frequent the town; but we find it fun and entertaining to make up fictional stories about what COULD be happening. We are grateful to the folks who create and maintain this Tiny Train Town for Disney World, as it’s one of our favorite parts of EPCOT and always has been.
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