EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town Is Riddled With NEFARIOUS MISDEEDS

The list of things we love about EPCOT is nearly endless.

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We say nearly because, despite what it may seem, there’s trouble afoot in this park. Yep, you read that correctly — a particular pavilion happens to be riddled with debauchery, crime, and general raucousness, and we’re back for another investigation. It’s time for CSI: Disney World.

Welcome to EPCOT’s Germany Pavilion, where you’ll find a picturesque, seemingly idyllic model train village. But, things aren’t always what they appear to be at first glance — something we’ve come to know far too well. First, it was a debaucherous party that ended in despair, then it was the biochemical attack followed by rowdy crime sprees and more. And now, crime has struck Tiny Train Town yet again.

EPCOT’s Train Village

Kias and Hyundais aren’t the only vehicles getting vandalized for parts these days — tractors appear to be next on the chop shop block from what it looks like in the scene below. Two dudes appear to be picking up the pieces of some tires that have been pulled off, and something strange also appears to be happening in the background. Is that a shirtless man we see wearing blue jeans? Perhaps he’s trying to be like the man who had the worst day of his life at Disneyland recently?

We’re pretty sure the wheels are supposed to be on the vehicle, but okay.

Last time we checked in on our friends over here at the schoolhouse, the lady in the fancy dress out front was clearly not having a good experience. Luckily, she is now standing tall and appears to have escaped whatever disaster struck Tiny Train Town. Can the same be said for the rest of the citizens of the village?

Our friend over here seems to be doing better.

We’re not entirely sure what’s going on in this area, but it doesn’t look good. Three people appear to be using this small pond for their own personal gain. The person on the left is washing tools — perhaps to get rid of fingerprints or any evidence of being used in a nefarious deed?! The dude on the right is clearly stealing fish and other creatures to either eat or sell, and the guy in the middle looks like he’s dozed off allowing him to do it!

What’s up over here?

Mischief is afoot over in this area, where we’ve stumbled upon two others who are also stumbling. Our friend over on the right looks like he’s had a bit too much to drink and is about to lay down next to that pig — just like a familiar pirate we know. But, the guy on the left looks like he’s been caught coming out of an area he shouldn’t have been — maybe he has something to do with our friend being so intoxicated?!

We didn’t see anything…

And finally, we’ve stumbled upon the most chilling scene of all this time around. At the train station next to the smoke stack, we spotted something rather concerning. Do you see it??? Look closely — sitting just in front of the person on the platform…

What is going on here?

…what is that massive switch?! Is someone attempting to derail the trains in Tiny Train Town?! The person sitting nearby just appears to be watching — what do they know? Are they involved? Stay tuned to our next update to find out!

WHAT IS THAT SWITCH?!

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