Attention ghouls and goblins, vampires and witches, and all those who are spooky souls — Halloween is almost here!

We’ve been celebrating for almost 3 months, trick or treating at Boo Bash, hanging out with Oogie Boogie, and eating everything pumpkin in sight. But, we’re not ready for it to be over yet! And, if you’re like us, we’re sure you have some exciting All Hallows Eve plans ahead. Whether you’re exploring a pumpkin patch or attending a monster mash, we bet you’ll be posting some pictures, which will obviously need some festive captions. So, here are some frightfully fun Disney Halloween quotes perfect for your spooky social media posts!

Hocus Pocus

“It’s a full moon outside — the weirdos are out!” – Dani

“Oh, look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!” – Winnie

“I smell children.” – Mary

“We must find the book, brew the potion, and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise. Otherwise, it’s curtains. We evaporate! We cease to exist! Dost thou comprehend?” – Winnie

“It’s the chocolate-covered finger of a man named Clark!” – Mary

“Sisters, All Hallow’s Eve has become a night of frolic, where children wear costumes and run amok!” – Winnie

“AMOK! Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok!” – Sarah

“Come, we fly!” – Winnie

“Form a circle of salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends.” – Allison

“You know, I always wanted a child, and now I think I’ll have one…on TOAST!” – Winnie

Halloweentown

“Halloween is cool.” – Marnie, Halloweentown

“Oh, being normal is vastly overrated.” -Aggie, Halloweentown

“I’ve always said the movies can teach us about life.” -Aggie, Halloweentown

“Nobody around here really appreciates my taste in weird stuff.” – Marnie, Halloweentown

“Catch me in the next life!” – Benny, Halloweentown

“There’s a reason why witches don’t drive minivans!” – Aggie, Halloweentown

“Magic is really very simple. All you’ve got to do it want something and then let yourself have it!” -Aggie, Halloweentown

“You can’t tell what’s in a monster’s heart just by looking at them. I mean, sometimes, some of the slimiest, raunchiest, ugliest little monsters turn out to be the nicest.” – Aggie, Halloweentown

“So, this World Wide Web I’ve heard about…does it involve spiders?” – Aggie, Halloweentown 2: Kalabar’s Revenge 

“Boo? How many ghosts do you know that say ‘boo’?” – Aggie, Halloweentown High

The Nightmare Before Christmas

“I am the shadow on the moon at night, filling your dreams to the brim with fright!” – Oogie Boogie

“Life’s no fun without a good scare.” – Citizens of Halloweentown

“I’m a master of fright, and a demon of light, and I’ll scare you right out of your pants.” – Jack Skellington

“Just because I cannot see it, doesn’t mean I can’t believe it.” – Jack Skellington

“Well, well, well, what have we here? Sandy Claws, huh? Ooh, I’m really scared!” — Oogie Boogie (this one’s great to use when people start decorating for Christmas way too early!)

“It’s hopeless, you’re finished. You haven’t got a prayer! ‘Cause I’m Mr. Oogie Boogie, and you ain’t going nowhere!” – Oogie Boogie

The Haunted Mansion

“We’re ghosts…booing comes with the territory.” – Statler and Waldorf, Muppets Haunted Mansion

“So, do you believe in love at first sight or should I float by again?” – Constance Hatachaway, Muppets Haunted Mansion

“Sixth time’s the charm they say. “They” being Henry VIII.” – Uncle Deadly, Muppets Haunted Mansion

“Gee. Nobody says goodbye here. They just ghost you.” – Gonzo, Muppets Haunted Mansion

“You can’t help the dead, honey. They’re beyond help. That’s the nature of being dead.” – Jim Evers, The Haunted Mansion

“When the crypt doors creak and the tombstones quake, spooks come out for a swinging wake. Happy haunts materialize and begin to vocalize. Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize.” – Grim Grinning Ghosts, The Haunted Mansion ride

“Serpents and spiders, tail of a rat, call in the spirits, wherever they’re at!” – Madame Leota, The Haunted Mansion ride

“Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding.” – Ghost Host, The Haunted Mansion Ride

More Spooky Disney Quotes

“Don’t you wanna be evil like me? Don’t you wanna be cruel? Don’t you wanna be nasty and brutal and cool?” – Maleficent, Descendants

“It’s good to be bad.” – Villain kids, Descendants 3

“Take me to the tomb, where we dance like a banshee, howl at the moon. Scream AAH! A nightmare or a dream. Don’t be scared of the dead. Keep your head on Halloween.” – Mal, Wicked Woods: A Descendants Halloween Special

“You poor simple fools. Thinking you could defeat me. Me! The mistress of all evil!” — Maleficent, Sleeping Beauty

“As we say in the ghost business…BOO!” – Coffin Ed, The Scream Team

“Boo to you and you and you and you. Happy Halloween!” – Mickey’s Boo to You Halloween Parade

“Spooky, scary skeletons send shivers down your spine. Shrieking skulls will shock your soul, seal your doom tonight.” – Skeletons, Disney’s Sing-Along Songs: Happy Haunting: Party at Disneyland! 

“I think we need a little fear in our lives. Because there’s no better feeling than discovering that one thing that scares you out of your pants…and then doing it anyway.” – Skylar, Girl vs. Monster

“I’ve got friends on the other side.” – Dr. Facilier, The Princess and the Frog

“When the spooks have a midnight jamboree, they break it up with fiendish glee. Ghosts are bad, but the one that’s cursed is the Headless Horseman, he’s the worst!” – Brom Bones, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow 

“You can’t reason with a headless man.” – Brom Bones, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow 

There you have it — dozens of quotes for all you Disney lovers to use this Halloween! We hope you have a scarily spooktacular time celebrating. Stay tuned to DFB for more Disney news, updates, and info.

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